1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,165 Hey, baby girl. 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,004 Well, obvi, no. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,380 Well, obvi, no. 4 00:00:06,464 --> 00:00:07,304 Yeah, because I would never 5 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,432 do that. 6 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,999 Wait, shut up. 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,720 Wait, shut up. 8 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,604 She's been on that thing 9 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,680 all night. 10 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:15,104 All night? 11 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:17,641 Bill's gonna be sky high. 12 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:17,996 Unfortunately we've got 13 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,690 Unfortunately we've got 14 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:20,058 unlimited minutes. 15 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,895 Yeah, you think so 'til you 16 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,570 reach my age. 17 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:23,998 Hey, did I miss the Skype 18 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,860 Hey, did I miss the Skype 19 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:25,781 with your mom? 20 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,939 Yup. An hour ago. 21 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:29,997 It was more convenient for 22 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,160 It was more convenient for 23 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,358 everybody's schedule. 24 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,158 It's all right, I'll call her 25 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,120 later. 26 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,369 Mm, somethin' smells delicious. 27 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,371 Yes. 28 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,002 Grilled steak with garlic 29 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,080 Grilled steak with garlic 30 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,121 mashed potatoes and peach 31 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,253 cobbler tart. 32 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,210 Sounds awfully high in 33 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,670 saturated fats. 34 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,000 It certainly does. 35 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,540 It certainly does. 36 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:44,286 Where's mine? 37 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:45,167 Oh. 38 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,963 Aw, no, your instructions were, 39 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:47,996 "feed the kids." 40 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,760 "Feed the kids." 41 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,050 Yeah, well, I'm your kid. 42 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:54,003 Then this must be for you. 43 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,350 Then this must be for you. 44 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,679 Can't believe you fell for 45 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,774 that one. 46 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,348 Hey, thank you very much. 47 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,003 [Laughs] Hey, dad. 48 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,850 [Laughs] Hey, dad. 49 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:02,395 How about whippin' up some of 50 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,109 your famous ricotta blueberry 51 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,859 pancakes in the morning? 52 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:06,000 And you promised us mardis 53 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,480 And you promised us mardis 54 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,066 gras week. 55 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,111 I want shrimp creole for lunch. 56 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,494 And jambalaya for dinner. 57 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,001 Hey, no, wait a minute. 58 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,320 Hey, no, wait a minute. 59 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,565 Is that all I am to you? 60 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,576 "Top chef"? 61 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:16,158 Others: Yup. 62 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,002 Okay. I don't believe you. 63 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,370 Okay. I don't believe you. 64 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,254 Fine, you can put it on your 65 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,540 profile. 66 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:22,753 And don't change it now because 67 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:23,882 I can tell. 68 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:23,998 Uh, do you really wanna try me? 69 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,170 Uh, do you really wanna try me? 70 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,212 Who's she talking to? 71 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:29,125 Robert Jennings III. 72 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,004 Well, tell Robert Jennings 73 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,470 Well, tell Robert Jennings 74 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,179 the third, second and first 75 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,679 that we do not talk on the phone 76 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:35,761 during dinner. 77 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:35,995 Shh! Shh! 78 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,470 Shh! Shh! 79 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:39,136 Did she just shush me? 80 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:42,004 Yup. Twice. 81 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,440 Yup. Twice. 82 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:43,899 She already had dinner. 83 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,768 Ate in her bedroom. 84 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:46,765 No, families are supposed to 85 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:47,816 eat dinner together. 86 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:47,999 Mealtime is where we share 87 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,980 mealtime is where we share 88 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,187 the details of our day. 89 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,896 For that, you can just follow 90 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,776 me on Twitter. 91 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:54,003 In other words, things are 92 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,360 In other words, things are 93 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,237 different nowadays. 94 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,704 Families eat when they can. 95 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,954 Hey, hey, hey. 96 00:01:59,035 --> 00:01:59,825 Where are you goin'? 97 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:00,001 Isn't it your turn to do 98 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,660 isn't it your turn to do 99 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:01,695 the dishes? 100 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,038 I...I...I...I did the dishes. 101 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,212 Mine. 102 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,080 You're supposed to do all 103 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:05,996 the dishes, Keenan. 104 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,330 The dishes, Keenan. 105 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:07,587 But grandpop said he'll 106 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:08,379 do 'em. 107 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,881 [Laughs] Uh, son, how about 108 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:11,514 some ice cream with your cobbler 109 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:11,999 tart? 110 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,050 Tart? 111 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:17,222 Churned it myself. 112 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,003 Keenan, if I set a rule, 113 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,760 Keenan, if I set a rule, 114 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,098 that rule is to be followed. 115 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,352 That means you do what you're 116 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:23,273 supposed to do when you're 117 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,001 supposed to do it. 118 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,600 Supposed to do it. 119 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:25,936 Well, if...If you're not here 120 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:26,980 to tell me to do it when you 121 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:27,903 want me to do it, I can't really 122 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:28,611 do it when you want me to do 123 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,360 it 'cause I won't know when 124 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,000 that is. 125 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,320 That is. 126 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,901 Well, what you're supposed to 127 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:33,436 do is what I told you to do. 128 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,358 That means the "when" is now, 129 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:35,996 the "it" is the dishes, 130 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,320 the "it" is the dishes, 131 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,236 or the "you" is grounded. 132 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,244 Yeah, and that's what he said 133 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,285 to her and then she said 134 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,868 something else to somebody else, 135 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:42,003 and then I was looking at them 136 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,660 and then I was looking at them 137 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:43,365 all like-- 138 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,004 Hey. Excuse me. 139 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,921 Hello. Goodbye. 140 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,540 Dad! 141 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:47,995 Shh! 142 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,420 Shh! 143 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,211 Oh come o-- 144 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,004 Shh! 145 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:51,587 ♪ good thing we've got ♪ 146 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,001 ♪ one another ♪ 147 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,010 ♪ one another ♪ 148 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,170 ♪ read between the lines ♪ 149 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,258 ♪ stuck between a rock ♪ 150 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,182 ♪ and a hard place ♪ 151 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,681 ♪ could be a hard place to be ♪ 152 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:00,002 ♪ if I didn't have ♪ 153 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,760 ♪ if I didn't have ♪ 154 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:01,307 ♪ my village holdin' me ♪ 155 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,269 ♪ my father, son ♪ 156 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,138 ♪ two daughters ♪ 157 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,104 ♪ and two best friends ♪ 158 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,273 ♪ surroundin' me with ♪ 159 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,001 ♪ the strength of 10,000 men ♪ 160 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,270 ♪ the strength of 10,000 men ♪ 161 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,272 ♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪ 162 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,813 [Laughing] 163 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,154 Simone: Where are you goin'? 164 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,645 Aw! 165 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,857 Male announcer: Missed by 166 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:17,776 Carmelo Anthony. 167 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,004 Man, why are we Knicks fans? 168 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,820 Man, why are we Knicks fans? 169 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:19,817 Why? 170 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,028 Same reason Rita married you. 171 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:22,947 Proximity and lack of options. 172 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:23,996 [Laughing] 173 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,330 [Laughing] 174 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,372 That's the best you got? 175 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,285 If I didn't make more money 176 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:26,792 than you, that woulda hurt 177 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,333 my feelings. 178 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:29,997 Those hot wings ready, pop? 179 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,540 Those hot wings ready, pop? 180 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,837 Let me see. 181 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,840 Although I'm pretty sure you're 182 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,631 Simone: Mm-hmm. 183 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,924 I wouldn't do that. 184 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:36,757 Monroe: Yeah? 185 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,261 I'm gonna take some home. 186 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,303 So, hey, how's everything 187 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,995 Simone, between my course 188 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,010 Simone, between my course 189 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:42,556 load and being department 190 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,099 chair-- 191 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:44,812 Simone: Uh-huh. 192 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,271 --It's hard work. 193 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,390 You know, you educated folks 194 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:47,997 kill me with your hard work. 195 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,770 Kill me with your hard work. 196 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:49,733 Here we go. 197 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,312 You try runnin' down a rat in 198 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,357 New York summer with coveralls 199 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,001 on and steel-toe boots and you 200 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,780 on and steel-toe boots and you 201 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:55,359 talk to me about hard work. 202 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,153 Simone: Right. 203 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:58,025 What are you talkin' about? 204 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:58,912 You sit in the office 205 00:03:58,988 --> 00:03:59,998 and shuffle papers all day. 206 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,070 And shuffle papers all day. 207 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,236 I'm not talkin' about the 208 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,414 successful entrepreneur who sits 209 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,662 before you. 210 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,293 I'm talkin' about the young, 211 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,369 struggling exterminator I used 212 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,003 to be. 213 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,160 To be. 214 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:07,326 Mm. 215 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,043 Alex: Ah. 216 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:09,873 You know what? 217 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:10,578 We don't celebrate your success 218 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,377 enough. 219 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:11,749 You're right. 220 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:12,004 Friday night, drinks on you! 221 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,380 Friday night, drinks on you! 222 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:15,710 Not so fast. No, baby doctor. 223 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,297 I have a one-drink minimum. 224 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,001 Mine. 225 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,720 Mine. 226 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,970 I can't go anyway. 227 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,341 The Dean is hosting this 228 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:22,257 reception for the president. 229 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,995 I'm dreading it. 230 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,140 I'm dreading it. 231 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,472 Then don't go. 232 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,056 Brown-nosing for the budget. 233 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:27,681 I gotta be there if I'm gonna 234 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,997 Ah, question for the scholar. 235 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,980 Ah, question for the scholar. 236 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,062 What? 237 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,266 If nyu was so great, why'd 238 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:33,516 you leave? 239 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,356 Oh, I got this one, okay? 240 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,001 New Rochelle u. Is only five 241 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,990 new Rochelle u. Is only five 242 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,238 minutes away, and for reasons 243 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,239 I will never understand, 244 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,610 he wanted to work closer to his 245 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:41,998 children. 246 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,660 Children. 247 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,330 I thank you, Simone, I think. 248 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,739 Ignoring that irritating 249 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,537 buzzing sound in my ear, I'd say 250 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,000 I'm a mingler by nature. 251 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 I'm a mingler by nature. 252 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:49,830 Hello. How are you? 253 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:50,544 Yes, how you doin'? 254 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,253 Good to see you. 255 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:51,672 I studied abroad. 256 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:53,789 [Laughs] 257 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:53,996 We'll go with you. 258 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,790 We'll go with you. 259 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,337 We? 260 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,591 Hey, you know what? 261 00:04:58,673 --> 00:04:59,803 I mean, this is normally 262 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:00,002 something Carla would go 263 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,010 something Carla would go 264 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:01,632 to with me, but you guys going, 265 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,468 that would be kinda fun. 266 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,353 Look, I might have a date 267 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,999 that night. 268 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,470 That night. 269 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,216 Both: She'll be there. 270 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:10,557 Yeah, you'll be there. 271 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,003 Sushi's my favorite, 272 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,480 Sushi's my favorite, 273 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,152 thank you. 274 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,150 Mm-mm. Mm. 275 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:16,071 One of my guys got a parasite 276 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,359 eatin' raw fish. 277 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,002 Ate his stomach from 278 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,360 ate his stomach from 279 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,323 the inside out. 280 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,362 But, enjoy. 281 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,526 Reed, good to see you. 282 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:23,493 Hey, thank you for 283 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,003 the invite. 284 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,320 The invite. 285 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:24,657 Absolutely. 286 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,281 Dean Caldwell, these are my 287 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,076 friends, Dr. Simone winters... 288 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:27,910 Caldwell: Hello. 289 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:28,874 It's nice to meet you. 290 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:29,753 And Julius Darren. 291 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:29,999 Hi. Nice to meet you. 292 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,120 Hi. Nice to meet you. 293 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:32,285 Listen, when he gets a moment, 294 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:33,373 I want to introduce you to 295 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,998 president Nelson over there. 296 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:36,004 Well, he looks pretty busy. 297 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,670 Well, he looks pretty busy. 298 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,213 I might have to take a number. 299 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,126 I hope the department funds 300 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,303 don't run out. 301 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,001 [Laughing] Well that joke 302 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,430 [laughing] Well that joke 303 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:45,048 woulda killed at nyu. 304 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:45,256 Mm. 305 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:47,264 Oh, I apologize for the last 306 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:47,996 minute location change. 307 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,720 Minute location change. 308 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:49,766 But the east wing renovations 309 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:50,729 on my home are running a bit 310 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:51,768 behind. 311 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,021 Did you say the east wing, as 312 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:53,642 in your house has more than one? 313 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:53,998 Well, the estate in 314 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,440 Well, the estate in 315 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,691 new Rochelle does. 316 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,733 It's been in my family for three 317 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,065 generations. 318 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,000 Excluding the time my father's 319 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,530 excluding the time my father's 320 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,650 mistress took possession, 321 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:02,776 of course. 322 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,282 A pleasant woman, although she 323 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,533 was a bit hard on the eyes. 324 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:05,995 Ouch. 325 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,490 Ouch. 326 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:07,534 But when my mother was 327 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:08,787 released from the sanitarium, 328 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,498 she kicked her homely ass out. 329 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:11,998 Well, that is proof that 330 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,330 Well, that is proof that 331 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:14,334 a little rest in the country 332 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,495 always makes us stronger, yes? 333 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,004 Yes, yes, yes. 334 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,670 Yes, yes, yes. 335 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,463 Oh, the good old days. 336 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,586 What? 337 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:23,303 Anyway, I actually prefer 338 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:24,002 my home in the Hamptons, though 339 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,300 my home in the Hamptons, though 340 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,394 I don't spend much time there 341 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,469 anymore. 342 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,513 Now which home does your wife 343 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:29,756 prefer? 344 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:29,997 I'm a widower. 345 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,890 I'm a widower. 346 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:31,773 Oh, I'm so sorry to 347 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:32,349 hear that. 348 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,273 Thank you. 349 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,022 Simone: Mm. 350 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:35,813 Yeah, sorry she didn't meet 351 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:35,995 him at the funeral. 352 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,560 Him at the funeral. 353 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:37,476 Right. 354 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,313 Dr. Winters, I've set aside 355 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,317 a bottle of '78 montrachet from 356 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:39,768 my private collection. 357 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:40,527 Would you like to join me for 358 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,528 a glass? 359 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:41,999 '78, the year I was born. 360 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,400 '78, the year I was born. 361 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,316 Oh. 362 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:46,993 [Coughing] Allegedly. 363 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:47,573 Well, that was a good year, 364 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:47,997 wasn't it? 365 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,410 Wasn't it? 366 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,241 Oh, yes it was. 367 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,286 Shall we? 368 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:51,489 Woo. 369 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:52,327 Look, I'm gonna call to check on 370 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,001 the kids. 371 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,120 The kids. 372 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:54,785 I'll be back in a second. 373 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,332 Sure. 374 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,576 Hey, my man. 375 00:06:58,668 --> 00:06:59,788 Make all these business cards 376 00:06:59,877 --> 00:06:59,997 disappear, 10 percent discount 377 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,090 disappear, 10 percent discount 378 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:03,341 on all your pest control needs. 379 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:05,512 Come on, now. 380 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:06,001 Keenan and I are about to 381 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,640 Keenan and I are about to 382 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:08,718 watch a movie, kaci's in 383 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:09,803 her bedroom with a boy, 384 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:11,307 grandpa's been in the bathroom 385 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:11,999 for 35 minutes... 386 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,430 For 35 minutes... 387 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,305 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 388 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,312 Back up. 389 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:15,853 Kaci is where with a what? 390 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,435 She's in her bedroom with 391 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,000 Robert Jennings III. 392 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,230 Robert Jennings III. 393 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:20,113 And what are they doing in 394 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,019 her bedroom? 395 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:21,937 I don't know. 396 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:22,984 The door's closed. 397 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:23,997 [Dial tone] 398 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,690 [Dial tone] 399 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,987 Hello? 400 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:27,991 Guys, I gotta go home 401 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:28,952 real quick. 402 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:30,001 Kaci has a boy in her bedroom. 403 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,410 Kaci has a boy in her bedroom. 404 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:31,491 Go, kaci. 405 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:31,696 What? 406 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:32,374 I mean you better go home 407 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,791 and check on kaci. 408 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,001 You enjoyed the montrachet so 409 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,290 You enjoyed the montrachet so 410 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,122 much I thought you'd like to try 411 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,166 the diamond shiraz. 412 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,249 Oh, my gosh. 413 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,133 I would love to. 414 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,629 Except that the diamond shiraz 415 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,001 just happens to be Alex's 416 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,750 just happens to be Alex's 417 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:43,707 favorite. 418 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:44,756 Oh, perfect. Reed, Reed. 419 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:45,969 I'm glad I caught you anyway. 420 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,178 Now's a good time to slide over 421 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:47,998 and meet president Nelson. 422 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,220 And meet president Nelson. 423 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,221 Now? 424 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,642 I'd love to, but right now I've 425 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,930 got to go to the restroom. 426 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:52,683 I'll be right back. 427 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:52,973 Restroom? 428 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:53,995 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 429 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,350 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 430 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,352 He was cursed with a weak 431 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:55,563 bladder. 432 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,441 Ah. 433 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,348 Who left a skateboard 434 00:07:59,437 --> 00:07:59,997 in the middle of the floor? 435 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,810 In the middle of the floor? 436 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,437 Daddy, daddy, save me! 437 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:04,443 Save you from what, sweetie? 438 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:04,815 Nothing, dad. 439 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:05,571 Nothing? 440 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:06,001 We're watching "little red 441 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,570 We're watching "little red 442 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:08,453 riding hood." 443 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,029 She's buggin' over a couple 444 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:09,573 of graphic stabbings. 445 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:10,485 The big bad wolf killed his 446 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,003 own daughter. 447 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,450 Own daughter. 448 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,333 It wasn't intentional. 449 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:14,950 He found out he wasn't her real 450 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:17,076 father and got upset. 451 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,003 I blame the mom. 452 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,290 I blame the mom. 453 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,252 Turn it off. Now, Keenan. 454 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,633 I'll be back, sweetie. 455 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,000 [Hip hop music playing] 456 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,670 [Hip hop music playing] 457 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:25,714 Kaci: Wait, one more time. 458 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:26,506 Okay, turn--okay, yes. 459 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,879 Go faster, faster. 460 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:28,505 Yes. 461 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,431 Okay, now we got it. 462 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:29,998 Wha--dad. 463 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,600 Wha--dad. 464 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,638 Dad, what are you doing? 465 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,931 Dad, stop! 466 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:36,925 If you've laid one finger 467 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:37,846 on my daughter, I'm gonna 468 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:38,854 make sure there's not 469 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,095 a Robert Jennings iv. 470 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,016 What? 471 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:41,903 Oh, my god, dad. 472 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:41,999 All we were doing was playing 473 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,610 all we were doing was playing 474 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:43,648 "just dance." 475 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:44,651 With the door closed? 476 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,112 Who dances with the door closed? 477 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:47,903 And where are the rest of your 478 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:47,995 shorts? 479 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,400 Shorts? 480 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,237 Come on, grandpa said it 481 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,611 was okay. 482 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,777 Sir, I can't breathe. 483 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:53,655 Good. 484 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:54,001 Son. Son. Let him go. 485 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,450 Son. Son. Let him go. 486 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:55,583 Let him go. 487 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,750 I'm not spendin' my 401k to get 488 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,748 you a good lawyer. 489 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:00,000 [Music stops] 490 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 [Music stops] 491 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:05,996 Dad, boys are not allowed in 492 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,130 Dad, boys are not allowed in 493 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,514 my daughter's bedroom. 494 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:10,630 Alexis is not allowed to watch 495 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:11,466 scary movies. 496 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:12,000 You know the rules. 497 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,930 You know the rules. 498 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,010 You got so many I can't 499 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,805 keep track. 500 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:16,758 Dad, I cannot believe you 501 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:17,997 just embarrassed me like that. 502 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,430 Just embarrassed me like that. 503 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,676 We're just friends. 504 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:20,767 Well, new rule. 505 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:21,981 Your bedroom is now off limits 506 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,311 to "just friends" who happen to 507 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:23,996 pee standing up. 508 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,860 Pee standing up. 509 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,400 I am so outta here. 510 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:27,653 Good. 511 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,693 I was just about to say you can 512 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:29,997 excuse yourself, young lady. 513 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,570 Excuse yourself, young lady. 514 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:36,004 Glad you got her straight. 515 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,830 Glad you got her straight. 516 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,039 I leave the house for five 517 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,449 minutes and you all lose 518 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:39,747 your minds. 519 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,869 Oh, I don't see why the girl 520 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:41,996 can't have a little company. 521 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,460 Can't have a little company. 522 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,791 I trust kaci, dad. 523 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,785 I don't trust boys. 524 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:47,547 Listen, if you don't let kids 525 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:47,998 do what they want to do at home, 526 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,760 do what they want to do at home, 527 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,009 where they can be supervised, 528 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:51,970 they're gonna do it 529 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,999 somewhere else. 530 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,300 Somewhere else. 531 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,545 Need I remind you of the donkey 532 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,846 Kong tattoo incident of '88? 533 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,001 Had blisters on your head for 534 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,180 had blisters on your head for 535 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,176 six months. 536 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,097 [Laughs] Dad, please don't 537 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,064 remind me. 538 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,354 [Laughing] 539 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,307 All right. 540 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:05,996 Look, I got to go back to this 541 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,150 look, I got to go back to this 542 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,190 function. 543 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,403 Hopefully, I still have a job. 544 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,612 But, dad, bottom line is these 545 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,783 are my kids. 546 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:12,001 That means my rules. 547 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,860 That means my rules. 548 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,235 All right. 549 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,662 All right. 550 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,660 Kaci: I can't wait 'til 551 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:16,871 I'm 18! 552 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:17,999 Yeah, well hurry up. 553 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,200 Yeah, well hurry up. 554 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,000 Both: [Laughing] 555 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,870 Both: [Laughing] 556 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:25,997 Hey. Hi. 557 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,003 What's goin' on? 558 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:27,884 Oh, just choppin' it up with 559 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,790 the Prez. 560 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,798 We were just sayin' there are 561 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:29,999 two things you can be sure of in 562 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,300 two things you can be sure of in 563 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,800 this life--taxes and termites. 564 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,003 [Laughing] Hey, Prez, I want 565 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,390 [Laughing] Hey, Prez, I want 566 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,679 you to meet my good friend, 567 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,552 professor Alex Reed. 568 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:39,507 He's the head of your 569 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,387 English department. 570 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,353 Oh, professor Reed, 571 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:42,002 I've heard so much about you. 572 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,310 I've heard so much about you. 573 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,101 Hey, oh, right. 574 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:43,894 Really? 575 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:44,556 Well, what...What exactly have 576 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:44,814 you heard? 577 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:45,564 Well, I heard you're having 578 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:46,564 trouble with your daughter. 579 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:47,995 Well, she's just really going 580 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,650 Well, she's just really going 581 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,901 through a little-- 582 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,232 Trust me. I get it. 583 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,737 I've got a 14-year-old at home 584 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:53,568 who's grounded for the rest of 585 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,002 her life. 586 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,610 Her life. 587 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,985 Prez, you have a 14-year-old? 588 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,452 Yes. And a five-year-old. 589 00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,452 Hey, president Nelson-- 590 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,003 Well, gentlemen, if you'll 591 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,370 Well, gentlemen, if you'll 592 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:00,871 excuse me, I've promised 593 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,951 Dean Michaels a moment. 594 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:03,577 This man can talk fossils until 595 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,712 you turn into one. 596 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,000 Have a good night. 597 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,080 Have a good night. 598 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,416 Good to meet you. 599 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,171 That's a cool dude right 600 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,251 there. 601 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,166 I can't believe you discussed 602 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,003 my personal business with 603 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,090 my personal business with 604 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,011 president Nelson. 605 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:13,879 At least I didn't tell him 606 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:14,844 Carla left you. 607 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,184 She did not leave me. 608 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:17,999 You're so funny. 609 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,180 You're so funny. 610 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,010 There's something I don't 611 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:19,885 hear that often. 612 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:20,810 Oh, my goodness. 613 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:21,808 Alex, this party is great. 614 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,889 Yes. 615 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:23,933 It's a great party, Dean. 616 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,176 You outta do it again sometime. 617 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,307 Indeed. 618 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:26,774 Isn't she delightful? 619 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:27,652 No, you are. 620 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,438 Oh, no, you are. 621 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,002 No, you, you, you. 622 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,270 No, you, you, you. 623 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,357 Oh, yeah. Ooh. 624 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,112 She is such the charmer. 625 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,004 All: [Laughing] 626 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,070 All: [Laughing] 627 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,074 Thank you for the invite, 628 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,115 Dean, but, uh, we, we better 629 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,068 get going. 630 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:40,947 Oh, we're going? 631 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:41,703 Yes, we're going. 632 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,004 So soon? 633 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,120 So soon? 634 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:43,952 [Mouthing words] 635 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:44,656 Call me. 636 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,495 Hey, you got a pen 637 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:46,830 and a napkin? 638 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,004 I ran out of business cards. 639 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,370 I ran out of business cards. 640 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,127 No, it's time to go. 641 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:49,958 Why? I'm havin' a ball. 642 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:50,712 Shouldn't you spend more time 643 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,043 with the Prez? 644 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,547 I don't think it matters now. 645 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,168 Between your loose lips and you 646 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:53,804 tryin' to get your groove back 647 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:53,999 with my boss. 648 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,760 With my boss. 649 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,049 I never lost my groove. 650 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,473 Wait a minute now. 651 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,001 Alex, I came here for you. 652 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,850 Alex, I came here for you. 653 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,468 Now I can't remember the last 654 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,885 time I wasted so much good 655 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,023 flirting on someone I had no 656 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:05,999 interest in. 657 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,060 Interest in. 658 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:06,982 Okay. 659 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,019 Right? 660 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:08,942 I don't believe in 661 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,099 the no-interest part. 662 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,357 But she's right about one thing. 663 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:11,999 We're here to support you, man. 664 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,440 We're here to support you, man. 665 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,484 Not be insulted by somebody 666 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,737 I thought was my boy. 667 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,279 You don't do your friends 668 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,001 like that. 669 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,820 Like that. 670 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,865 I'm out. 671 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,000 I coulda been out on a date. 672 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,490 I coulda been out on a date. 673 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:25,908 Well, I could've. 674 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,955 Hm. 675 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:29,866 [Video game playing] 676 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:29,997 [Cars screeching] 677 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,880 [Cars screeching] 678 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,628 Hey, dad. 679 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:32,920 Hey, son. 680 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:33,752 Hi, daddy. 681 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,626 Hey, baby, it's late. 682 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,003 What are you doin' up? 683 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,670 What are you doin' up? 684 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,795 I tried to go to sleep, 685 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,762 but the big bad wolf kept 686 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,551 tryin' to get me. 687 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,144 I...I...I told her it was 688 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:41,998 a computer-generated wolf. 689 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,850 A computer-generated wolf. 690 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,758 Kids today. 691 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,018 Hey, how about takin' some 692 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:47,849 responsibility, huh? 693 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,003 Well, how was I supposed to 694 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,890 Well, how was I supposed to 695 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:49,886 know "little red riding hood" 696 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,147 would scare her? 697 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:52,899 The movie's rated pg-13. 698 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,000 It's a fairy tale. 699 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,230 It's a fairy tale. 700 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,646 Yeah, well, I just wrote 701 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,994 a fairy tale. 702 00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,278 About a young boy who has to 703 00:12:59,361 --> 00:12:59,901 sleep in his sister's room every 704 00:12:59,987 --> 00:12:59,997 single night until she's no 705 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,030 single night until she's no 706 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,034 longer scared. 707 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,906 Here you go. 708 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:06,003 Yay, a slumber party. 709 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,410 Yay, a slumber party. 710 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:10,998 Well, thanks a lot, dad. 711 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,001 Now Robert doesn't wanna hang 712 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,670 now Robert doesn't wanna hang 713 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:12,960 out with me. 714 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,712 Oh, good. 715 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:17,253 That means my job's done. 716 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:17,998 It's not funny. 717 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,420 It's not funny. 718 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,466 He can still feel your arms 719 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:20,758 around his neck. 720 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:21,801 Well, at least you're not 721 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,974 pregnant. 722 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,927 [Cell phone rings] 723 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:29,996 Alex Reed. 724 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,230 Alex Reed. 725 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,350 Reed. 726 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,306 President Nelson was really 727 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,265 impressed with what you're doing 728 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,645 with your department. 729 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,001 Glad to hear it, Dean. 730 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,320 Glad to hear it, Dean. 731 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,319 And he wants to make sure 732 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:38,900 that you have all the funds 733 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,114 you need. 734 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:41,995 Well, that's fantastic. 735 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,070 Well, that's fantastic. 736 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,105 You know, you might 737 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,448 want to consider hiring 738 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,913 Mr. Darren as your PR rep. 739 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:47,952 Julius? 740 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,615 Evidently he spoke highly 741 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,583 and convincingly of your 742 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:50,913 capabilities. 743 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,286 I had no idea you started 744 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:53,924 the midnight tutoring sessions 745 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:54,000 for our student insomniacs. 746 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,830 For our student insomniacs. 747 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,958 Well, you know I don't like 748 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,335 to toot my own horn. 749 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,001 Well, you better get better 750 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,420 Well, you better get better 751 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,716 at it. 752 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,759 Luckily Mr. Darren was there 753 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,551 to do it for you. 754 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,995 That's a good friend. 755 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,970 That's a good friend. 756 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,604 Yeah, you're right, Dean. 757 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,391 He is a good friend. 758 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,934 By the way, do you happen to 759 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,687 have Dr. Winter's phone number? 760 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,269 No. Not on me. 761 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,995 Hey, thanks for the call, Dean. 762 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,570 Hey, thanks for the call, Dean. 763 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,398 That was just a waste of 764 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:23,997 our time. 765 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,450 Our time. 766 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,450 Seriously. 767 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,031 I coulda been on a real date. 768 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,075 Hey. Hey, guys. 769 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,331 What do you want? 770 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:35,996 Were you afraid I dragged your 771 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,670 were you afraid I dragged your 772 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,210 Dean down here after I took him 773 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:38,884 to a hotel, tied him to the bed, 774 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,001 and made him call me "mommy"? 775 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,130 And made him call me "mommy"? 776 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,005 You know what hurts 777 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,471 the most, man? 778 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,761 Here I am tryin' to be your 779 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,894 village, and you treat me 780 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:48,000 like the village idiot. 781 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,260 Like the village idiot. 782 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,597 I guess I should apologize for 783 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,732 bein' a self-made millionaire 784 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,598 that doesn't have a college 785 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,004 degree. 786 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,390 Degree. 787 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:55,596 No, Julius, i-- 788 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:56,556 Well, at least he doesn't 789 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,515 think that you would sleep with 790 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,685 his boss just because you're 38, 791 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,002 single, and peri-menopausal. 792 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,900 Single, and peri-menopausal. 793 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:02,484 Let me make something clear to 794 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,858 you, okay? 795 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,004 I am a flirt. 796 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,410 I am a flirt. 797 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,028 I'm not desperate, okay? 798 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,445 And tonight I used my expert 799 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,033 skills to impress upon 800 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,997 your Dean how amazing you are. 801 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,120 Your Dean how amazing you are. 802 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,003 Wow. 803 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,630 Wow. 804 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,839 You really think I'm amazing? 805 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,008 Not anymore. 806 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:23,998 No, but I am open to accepting 807 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,880 no, but I am open to accepting 808 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:26,926 an apology if it's accompanied 809 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,999 by two fifth row tickets to see 810 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,550 by two fifth row tickets to see 811 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:35,478 "spiderman," the musical. 812 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:35,999 Oh, those tickets are 813 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,310 Oh, those tickets are 814 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,813 kinda steep. 815 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,315 Of course, not for you. 816 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:41,998 Okay. 817 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,610 Okay. 818 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:42,941 We cool then. 819 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,315 All right. 820 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,992 Julius, my man. 821 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,001 What can I do for you? 822 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,110 What can I do for you? 823 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,368 You know, man, maybe we've 824 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,579 all changed too much to even 825 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,699 continue this friendship. 826 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,985 What are you talkin' about? 827 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,038 No. No. 828 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:55,910 I'm votin' myself off 829 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,156 the island. 830 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,577 Leavin' the village. 831 00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,996 Extinguishin' my own torch. 832 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,964 Oh! 833 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:05,995 Hey, pop. 834 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,090 Hey, pop. 835 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:06,923 Yeah? 836 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,087 Where's Keenan? 837 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,675 I sent him to bed. 838 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,891 He was exhausted. 839 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:12,000 And you don't have to whisper-- 840 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,010 and you don't have to whisper-- 841 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,477 she's dead to the world. 842 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,808 I told Keenan he had to sleep 843 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:18,003 in Alexis' room until she got 844 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,350 in Alexis' room until she got 845 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,476 over the wolf thing. 846 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,062 Yeah, and you told Alexis 847 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,056 no more scary movies, you told 848 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,997 kaci no boys in the bedroom, 849 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,480 kaci no boys in the bedroom, 850 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,276 and remember you told me 851 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,360 to invest in ask jeeves. 852 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:29,996 You know what that means? 853 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,030 You know what that means? 854 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,824 You should've invested in 855 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,067 Google? 856 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,777 Son, it means you're good at 857 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:34,697 tellin' everybody how to do 858 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:35,695 things your way. 859 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:35,996 God forbid your rules are 860 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,700 god forbid your rules are 861 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,577 broken. 862 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,583 You're just not good at dealin' 863 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,714 with things, unless they're done 864 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,750 your way. 865 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,333 Because in my house, my way 866 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:41,997 has always been the best way. 867 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,960 Has always been the best way. 868 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,883 Son, don't know if you 869 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:45,842 noticed, but things have changed 870 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:46,131 around here. 871 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:46,923 We're all learning and we're all 872 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:47,965 trying. 873 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:48,968 And if you want things to work, 874 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,009 you need to get flexible, quick. 875 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,433 No, what we need is some 876 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,681 stability around here. 877 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:54,002 The kind you had before Carla 878 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,220 The kind you had before Carla 879 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,425 went out west? 880 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:02,018 Yeah. 881 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,194 [Sighing] 882 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,324 I don't know what happened, man. 883 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,004 I'm just feelin' lost. 884 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,870 I'm just feelin' lost. 885 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,199 If I'm honest with myself, 886 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,995 here's my problem, all right? 887 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,790 Here's my problem, all right? 888 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,331 Carla went out west and she got 889 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,174 her dream job. 890 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,000 I'm still not happy about it. 891 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,130 I'm still not happy about it. 892 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,551 Why'd you agree to it? 893 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,550 What do you think would've 894 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,001 happened to my marriage 895 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,550 happened to my marriage 896 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,222 if I'd said no? 897 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,390 What's happening to it now? 898 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,808 You got a point. 899 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,392 You're taking care of my kids 900 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,016 and my friends are taking care 901 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,001 of me. 902 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,100 Of me. 903 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,016 Bet you never thought you'd have 904 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:48,004 to raise me all over again, huh? 905 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,360 To raise me all over again, huh? 906 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,942 Well, at least you're potty 907 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,858 trained this time. 908 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:53,996 Both: [Laughing] 909 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,740 Both: [Laughing] 910 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,124 I'm happy to be here for you. 911 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,662 That means a lot, dad. 912 00:17:59,745 --> 00:17:59,995 Well, your mom's here for 913 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,620 Well, your mom's here for 914 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,254 you, too. 915 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,831 Well, as soon as she gets back 916 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,997 from Equatorial Guinea. 917 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,170 From Equatorial Guinea. 918 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,592 And before she leaves for nome, 919 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,420 Nebraska. 920 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,295 Alaska. 921 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:10,760 That's what I said. 922 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,999 I know. 923 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,090 I know. 924 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,184 Hey, could you do me a favor? 925 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,008 No. 926 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,433 You mind calling Julius 927 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,002 and inviting him for dinner 928 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,260 and inviting him for dinner 929 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,257 tomorrow? 930 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,468 I would do it myself, 931 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,097 but I think he'll just threaten 932 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,773 to extinguish my torch. 933 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,002 Uh-oh, sounds like you messed 934 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,060 Uh-oh, sounds like you messed 935 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,145 up bad. 936 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,270 Yup. 937 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,686 And you might want to throw in 938 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,004 a pecan pie, too. 939 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,980 A pecan pie, too. 940 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:31,568 I thought sweet potato was 941 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,072 his favorite? 942 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,072 Oh, it is. 943 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,493 The pecan pie's for me. 944 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:36,002 All of it. 945 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,950 All of it. 946 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:37,952 Both: [Laughing] 947 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:38,623 Goodnight. 948 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,790 All right, goodnight. 949 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,245 Alex [thinking]: 950 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,382 Every village has an idiot. 951 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:47,999 And maybe, just maybe that's 952 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,210 and maybe, just maybe that's 953 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:53,054 been me lately. 954 00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,001 Sometimes you have to accept 955 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,130 sometimes you have to accept 956 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,006 help how it comes, instead of 957 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,434 having rules about what it has 958 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,002 to look like. 959 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,260 To look like. 960 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,767 My point? 961 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,269 When your life's in turmoil, 962 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,000 let go of the rules. 963 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,400 Let go of the rules. 964 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,689 I just talked to Robert. 965 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:09,612 He's suing you for emotional 966 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,900 distress. 967 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,106 Alex: Or start making 968 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,236 new rules. 969 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,002 Big, harsh, nearly 970 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,490 big, harsh, nearly 971 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,286 unenforceable ones. 972 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,289 That little outburst just got 973 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,000 you grounded 'til you're 35, 974 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,290 you grounded 'til you're 35, 975 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,211 young lady! 976 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,004 ♪ 977 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:35,050 ♪ 978 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:39,650 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0